Some of my favorites - and I tend to put the advice into categories
"Enjoy the run - it will always be long, so learn to love it"
"When you are feeling weak, refuel and rejuvenate. Your body is asking for a break."
"Carry toilet paper - just sayin'"
"Just because you hear a rattle does not mean the dog is chained up." (right, L?)
Keeping it All in Perspective
From one of my students upon hearing that I would be running up to 4 hours on a long run this weekend "Mrs. Brudwick - do you realize you will be running for 1/4 of your waking hours on that day? You had better correct our papers, too!" I think she was telling me to keep balance!