We have this really great county park nearby. It has gorgeous trails, abundant wildlife, a babbling stream. It is the home to coyotes, turkeys, and deer. Families gather their for reunions, friends gather to play volleyball and hike the trails. It is a gem of a meadow nestled in the limestone bluffs of a river valley. Doesn't it sound wonderful?
Now get this - on Sunday, in broad daylight, out in the open, in the middle of a day when the park is at its highest use, a man decided to bare it all!!! Can you believe it??? He was naked, on the bridge, participating in "lewd behavior!!!" When the police responded, he got into his car and a slow speed pursuit ensued. It finally took a spike strip to stop him! I wonder if he had his clothes on at this point??
Yesterday was National Nudity Day - it really was!!! Maybe he can use this as his defense!